CEO of Ethereal Crack “Tim Starnes”

Tim Starnes is an American playwright meets entrepreneuritainer – current owner and CEO of Ethereal Crack, largest provider of ghost tours in the United States, and other tourist trap attractions – he claims credit as being one of the world’s few “backyard theme park” owners.

We had some questions for him, and hey, lucky for us, he answered them!

Q: What do you think about when you’re alone in your car?
A: What menu items at Taco Bell that I want, and can’t have, because of my diet.

Q: What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?
A: I fell up a set of stairs.

Q: Teach me something I don’t know in the next five minutes.
A: It has been scientifically studied that you can’t see someone in your dreams unless you’ve seen them before.